The Damn Artefacts

«Go for it, Ted, be the first one to „portaland“!»

«Why me?»

«That’s how I shan’t be able to detain you with my talks, buddie».

«O.K., Jeff. But tomorrow I’m going to come to your place and we’ll chat the entire evening. Shall we?»

«No questions asked, bro,» – Jeffrey smiled. «Gladly. Bye for now, Ted, enjoy yourselves!»

«Thanks. See you!»

The friends hugged one another. Ted transported himself to one of London outskirts, took out his magic wand, opened the dimensions gate and went to the restaurant «At the Three Magicians’». The moment he disappeared, Jeffrey, in his turn, pressed his signet-ring gem, but he miscalculated a little bit and found himself standing on a sidewalk across the street from his house.

Chapter 7

Now we will follow Ted and transport ourselves to the restaurant «At the Three Magicians’». When he arrived he found that Alice was not there yet. He decided to wait for her near the restaurant. However, his joy of the upcoming date was overshadowed with the thought of his friend. He was anxious about Jeffrey. After all, his best friend was in need of him, while he was going out with a girl! Ted could not cancel his meeting with Alice – after all, she also needed his consolation.

«Hi, what are you thinking about?» – He heard Alice’s voice. Ted turned around. She was standing right behind him, as usual, beautiful and elegantly dressed.

«Hello. I was thinking about you,» – Ted lied.

«Were you? How cute!»

«You look perfectly well, as usual! Shall we go in?»

«Yes. It’s getting cold».

They entered the restaurant. A waiter met them at the entrance and showed their way to a table.

«Here is your menu, please».

«Thank you».

Alice opened the menu and got absorbed in the list of dishes.

«Alice…»

Yes, Ted?»

«Will you resent me, if I leave you for a while? I must make an urgent phone call».

Alice looked at him surprisingly, but said nothing.

«Everything is fine, Ted. If you need, go and call».

«Thank you. I am sorry».

Ted got up, came up to a telephone that was placed on the bar and dialed Jeffrey’s number. He heard the dial tone.

«C’mon, Jeff! Pick up the bloody receiver!»

Finally he heard the familiar voice on the phone.

«Hello».

«Jeff, how are you? Is everything all right?»

«Ted? Sure, everything is O.K. why are you calling? You are on a date, aren’t you?»

«Right you are, bud. But I was worried about you».

«Thank you! You shouldn’t, really! Enjoy yourself. Come by tomorrow, as we have agreed».

«All right. Definitely. Bye!»

Ted cradled the receiver and came back to the table. He felt serene at heart once again.

«Jeffrey’s fine. It means that I may relax and enjoy conversing with Alice. How beautiful she is tonight!» – Ted was thinking.

«Pardon me. Have you ordered yet?»

«I have chosen, but have not ordered yet. I’ve been awaiting you. Is everything all right?»

«Yes, all is fine. So, what’s the matter with your exam?»

«Let’s order the meals first and then we’ll talk».

«Sure».

Ted opened the menu, made his choice and ordered. Alice followed his example. Several minutes later the meals appeared on the table in front of them.

«So, what about the exam?» – Ted repeated his question.

Alice shrugged her shoulders.

«The results will arrive in a fortnight. But I keep thinking that have I failed».

«Why so?»

«I don’t know: too much anxiety, all the correct answers escaped me…»

«You got confused. It happens».

«Yes».

«Why didn’t you take some sedative pills?»

«No idea, Ted. Well, forget about it. I’m not distressed. Or, maybe, I am distressed. I’m clueless».