A League of Their Own - The Book of Sporting Trivia: 100% Official

Not many sports stars look back and wish they could have done something different. But, if they could, what kind of profession would they have chosen?

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KEVIN PIETERSEN

The former England batsman revealed in a Twitter Q&A that he would have been a pilot.

WAYNE ROONEY

The United striker told the Sun, ‘I always enjoyed RE, so I might have been a priest.’

JERMAIN DEFOE

The former Spurs, Portsmouth and England striker revealed, ‘I think I’d have done something constructive because my mum, Sandra, was strict with me. I used to dance when I was young, street dancing. I’ve been on a float at Notting Hill Carnival!’

‘They’re the second-best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.’

Kevin Keegan

NICOLA ADAMS (#ulink_b2434021-f104-566b-93b3-30afcde6b729)

BORN: 26 October 1982, Leeds, England

CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: Olympic gold, Commonwealth gold and three World silvers

1) Adams has blazed a trail for women’s boxing in England since the age of 13. It took four years for her to find her second opponent, but when she did get regular quality opposition she wasted no time in lighting up the ring, including the English amateur title in 2003.

2) Silver at the 2007 European Amateurs represented the first time an English woman had medalled in a major tournament. She went one better at the London 2012 Olympics by becoming the first woman in history to claim a boxing gold medal with flyweight success.

3) Nicola tripped on the stairs in 2009 and was left in a brace for most of the following three months. Her 2012 Olympic dream was left in the balance, but she recovered full mobility and won funding to launch herself on the road to her famous gold in London.

4) Adams travelled to Brazil with David Cameron on a trade mission and visited the favelas where the British-run project Fight for Peace provides a haven for street kids. Sadly the prime minister didn’t go 12 rounds in the ring as journalists queued in hope around the block.

DID YOU KNOW: Adams joined fellow Olympic medallists Dani King, Laura Trott, Beth Tweddle and Gemma Gibbons for a photoshoot where they dressed up as the Spice Girls. They should have given the singing a crack as it wouldn’t be much worse than the original group.

Here is Nicola Adams on a visit to Upton Park …

... that’s the only medal West Ham fans are likely to see

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BEST EVER CRICKETERS’ NICKNAMES (#ulink_90ed6b08-c2f2-5ce8-8652-9facbafd1089)

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HOW TO BE A BRITISH TENNIS FAN (#ulink_97726134-aed2-52fd-8c99-84092e3c1f65)

Not long ago, you could trundle into Wimbledon midway through the day and watch top tennis for the price of a cheap night out. These days, you need to queue for days and mortgage your house for an outside court. What makes a British tennis fan now? Find out below:

Only ever watch Wimbledon – and that’s just for the 15 minutes it takes for every Brit except Murray to get knocked out.

Refer to all the top players by their first names even though they’d give you a powerful backhand into the face if you got near them.

Be one of the only people in Britain who sees a man wearing a tracksuit in a court and isn’t reminded of their dad.

Realise that despite the fact you’ve only watched it on telly you’re now Britain’s number six.

Laugh so hard a bit of wee comes out because a pigeon lands on the court.

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‘We must have had 99 per cent of the game. It was the other 3 per cent that cost us the match.’

Ruud Gullit explaining a defeat

HOW TO BE A PROFESSIONAL GOLFER (#ulink_f8635c72-46a5-5e8a-8ec9-c2a75ea1430a)

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Consider yourself an athlete although you play an estate agent’s hobby for a living.

Dress like a cross between the Dorothy Perkins window display and a rodeo clown’s nightmare looked at through a kaleidoscope.

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During a 20-year career play like the world’s greatest for the three days the Ryder Cup’s on, then go back to being total dog crap the rest of the time.

Realise your main handicap is talking to members of the opposite sex.

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LANCE ARMSTRONG (#ulink_bf46e8db-7064-516f-811c-2514cf3d3a17)

BORN: 18 September 1971, Plano, Texas, USA

CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: Doping to an extraordinarily brazen degree over many years

1) The Texan’s cycling career was split into two stages, pre- and post-testicular cancer. Before his brush with death, Armstrong forged a highly impressive reputation as a big race rider in winning the 1993 World Championship and stages at the Grand Tour events in Europe.

2) Armstrong battled to overcome cancer and won the respect of many people around the world. Unfortunately for him and them, his entrance back into the sport coincided with rampant drug use that he spent years viciously denying in winning seven Tours de France.

3) He once admitted his confession was probably ‘too late’ – yes, not least because your confession came nearly three years after you’d been caught.

4) When asked if he got what he deserved, Armstrong said: ‘I deserve to be punished. Not sure I deserve a death penalty.’ To be fair, Lance, it’d be pretty hard to give you that as your tolerance to drugs is likely to be ridiculously high.

DID YOU KNOW: Armstrong dated singer Sheryl Crow from 2003 to 2006 – during which time she only released one new album, so maybe we shouldn’t be so hard on him.