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The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-10
Louise Rennison
Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!There are so many things very wrong with my life…• The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.• My so-called ‘pet’, Angus, just spat at me.• My nose is gigantic. It must have grown overnight…• I’ve just inspected my legs. I look like I’ve got hairy trousers on.Georgia, 14 – on the verge of womanhood – desperately muddles her way through make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school (urgh), unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.Meet the Ace Gang, the Sex God, the Italian Stallion (oo-er) and cheeky Dave the Laugh in the FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON.
THE COMPLETE FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON: BOOKS 1-10
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
It’s Ok, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
Dancing in My Nuddy Pants
… And That’s When it Fell Off in My Hand
… Then he Ate My Boy Entrancers
Startled by His Furry Shorts
Luuurve is a Many Trousered Thing
Stop in the Name of Pants
Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Louise Rennison
Contents
Title Page (#ua274d3ea-44a4-5da0-b06f-11dc734b6986)
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (#ua5786273-f1e5-5b96-84fa-07be15732fe3)
It’s Ok, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers (#uf9a7bca5-2862-5193-b4ab-992561b920a0)
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (#u82b05b42-e2f3-52aa-8f06-aa9b7d4314ff)
Dancing in My Nuddy Pants (#litres_trial_promo)
… And That’s When it Fell Off in My Hand (#litres_trial_promo)
… Then he Ate My Boy Entrancers (#litres_trial_promo)
Startled by His Furry Shorts (#litres_trial_promo)
Luuurve is a Many Trousered Thing (#litres_trial_promo)
Stop in the Name of Pants (#litres_trial_promo)
Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? (#litres_trial_promo)
Copyright
About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)
To Mutti and Vati and my little sister, also to Angus. His huge furry outside may have gone to cat heaven, but the scar on my ankle lingers on. Also to Brenda and Jude and the fab gang at Piccadilly. And thanks to John Nicolson.
Contents
Title Page (#ucb202123-8a7e-53f3-b4e1-c6b1f8b02c36)
Dedication (#u1834dcf6-c311-5d6e-8929-99fa36efb41d)
La marche avec mystery
Operation sausage
Tainted love
A bit of rough
The Stiff Dylans gig
Exploding knickers
Jas must die
My dad has become Rolf Harris
The snogging report
I use it to keep my balls still
Pyjama party
The sex god has landed
Georgia’s Glossary (#ub8a6609f-7561-5c5a-bb95-068401062036)
(#ulink_58bc1521-8bc4-53bd-9d00-47aa3968ed17)
Sunday August 23rd
My Bedroom
Raining
10:00 a.m.
Louise Rennison
Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!There are so many things very wrong with my life…• The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.• My so-called ‘pet’, Angus, just spat at me.• My nose is gigantic. It must have grown overnight…• I’ve just inspected my legs. I look like I’ve got hairy trousers on.Georgia, 14 – on the verge of womanhood – desperately muddles her way through make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school (urgh), unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.Meet the Ace Gang, the Sex God, the Italian Stallion (oo-er) and cheeky Dave the Laugh in the FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON.
THE COMPLETE FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON: BOOKS 1-10
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
It’s Ok, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
Dancing in My Nuddy Pants
… And That’s When it Fell Off in My Hand
… Then he Ate My Boy Entrancers
Startled by His Furry Shorts
Luuurve is a Many Trousered Thing
Stop in the Name of Pants
Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
Louise Rennison
Contents
Title Page (#ua274d3ea-44a4-5da0-b06f-11dc734b6986)
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (#ua5786273-f1e5-5b96-84fa-07be15732fe3)
It’s Ok, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers (#uf9a7bca5-2862-5193-b4ab-992561b920a0)
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (#u82b05b42-e2f3-52aa-8f06-aa9b7d4314ff)
Dancing in My Nuddy Pants (#litres_trial_promo)
… And That’s When it Fell Off in My Hand (#litres_trial_promo)
… Then he Ate My Boy Entrancers (#litres_trial_promo)
Startled by His Furry Shorts (#litres_trial_promo)
Luuurve is a Many Trousered Thing (#litres_trial_promo)
Stop in the Name of Pants (#litres_trial_promo)
Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? (#litres_trial_promo)
Copyright
About the Publisher (#litres_trial_promo)
To Mutti and Vati and my little sister, also to Angus. His huge furry outside may have gone to cat heaven, but the scar on my ankle lingers on. Also to Brenda and Jude and the fab gang at Piccadilly. And thanks to John Nicolson.
Contents
Title Page (#ucb202123-8a7e-53f3-b4e1-c6b1f8b02c36)
Dedication (#u1834dcf6-c311-5d6e-8929-99fa36efb41d)
La marche avec mystery
Operation sausage
Tainted love
A bit of rough
The Stiff Dylans gig
Exploding knickers
Jas must die
My dad has become Rolf Harris
The snogging report
I use it to keep my balls still
Pyjama party
The sex god has landed
Georgia’s Glossary (#ub8a6609f-7561-5c5a-bb95-068401062036)
(#ulink_58bc1521-8bc4-53bd-9d00-47aa3968ed17)
Sunday August 23rd
My Bedroom
Raining
10:00 a.m.
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