Be More Chill

Be More Chill
Ned Vizzini

One boy’s exploration of what it takes to be “cool”, how to get a girl and what (not) to do when you’ve got one…What do you do if you’re not cool?If girls are just an impossible (wet) dream?Simple.Take a pill containing a supercomputer that travels to your brain and tells you how to be cool – all the time! In the voice of your choice!Then, it’s goodbye porn and geekdom, and hello hot chicks, parties and a whole new perspective on life.Meet Jeremy – the guy with a heart, who exchanges the **** in his hand for a squip in his head.

Be More Chill

Ned Vizzini

To:

Naomi (very much the most important: hi, babe),

Samartha, Bridget, Kate, Carrie, Jessica, Samantha, Effy, Other Kate, That Girl I

Hung Out with in Prospect Park, That Spanish Girl from Karaoke, Karla, Sarah,

Claudia, Elyssa (Wilin’ Chick), Olga, Lai Sze, Nicole (Bracey), Katia, Vanessa,

Heavenly and Those Other Girls at New Year’s Eve 2001 (including Ursula), That

Girl from Nice Guy Eddie’s, Caroline, Alina Who Ended up with a

Guy Named Dogshit, Anna, Marnie, Other Caroline, Robyn and Chelsea.

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