Nathalia Buttface and the Embarrassing Camp Catastrophe

Nathalia Buttface and the Embarrassing Camp Catastrophe
Nigel Smith

The laugh-out-loud funny girl-series returns – and Nat is more embarrassed than ever! From TV and radio comedy writing talent Nigel Smith.Nat’s class is going on a week-long field trip to hunt for fossils. Cue mouldy log cabins, potholing, map reading and other totally boring geography-related stuff – all the things that Nat hates… and Dad loves! Of course he volunteers to come along with the class as a parent helper.Normally Nat would strictly forbid Dad’s attendance BUT he’s finally applied for a ‘proper’ job – teaching survival skills to juvenile delinquents – which she really wants him to get, as it will keep him busy and stop him interfering in her life! If all goes well on this trip, he’ll definitely get the job. Nat just needs to keep Dad away from the canoes… and anything involving a zip wire, oh and perhaps they shouldn’t venture up the rather treacherous-looking mountain Bleak Peak during the rainiest storm of all time…

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Nathalia Buttface and the Embarrassing Camp Catastrophe

Text copyright © Nigel Smith, 2016

Illustrations copyright © Sarah Horne, 2016

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Source ISBN: 9780008167127

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Version: 2016-07-07

To all the children who continue to share their embarrassing dad stories with me, especially their embarrassing names. To all the poor Milly Moo-Cows, the Katie Potatoes and the Tommy Blueberrys. To the Piglets, the Widgets, the Teabags.

Thank you for sharing, thank you for making me laugh, thank you for giving me stories I can totally nick.

Contents

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Dedication (#ue47f8eea-e2ae-55ae-958c-70f08d567546)

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