Nathalia Buttface and the Most Embarrassing Five Minutes of Fame Ever

Nathalia Buttface and the Most Embarrassing Five Minutes of Fame Ever
Nigel Smith

The most embarrassing dad in the world is back in this hilarious series for girls from TV and radio-comedy writing talent, Nigel Smith.When Dad posts an embarrassing video of Nat online as a joke, she’s furious. Things are set to get much worse, however, when the video goes viral and she finds herself centre of the nation’s attention for all the wrong reasons – even the prime minister is imitating her!But when a local care home for abandoned pets is threatened with closure, Dad convinces Nat to use her new-found celebrity to raise money for it – with him acting as her agent, of course! Cue: a disastrous appearance hair-modelling job, a not-so-glamorous campaign for a local optician and a call to turn on the town’s rubbish autumn illuminations (the one with the miserable face off The X-Factor cancelled at the last minute). And as if Nat didn’t have enough to deal with, school isn’t exactly easy when you’re a minor celebrity…

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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2015

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Nathalia Buttface and the Most Embarrassing Five Minutes of Fame Ever

Text copyright © Nigel Smith, 2015

Illustrations copyright © Sarah Horne, 2015

Cover art © Sarah Horne, 2015

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Source ISBN: 9780007545254

Ebook Edition © 2015 ISBN: 9780007545261

Version: 2015-06-05

To Carole, because without her I’d just be an embarrassing dad without a book.

And thank you to Nicola, because without her I wouldn’t have a title for this book. Which would be embarrassing.

Contents

Cover (#ue8a80683-869a-5cf0-bf01-ba6db4d2a966)

Title Page (#u2cb7cbf6-eaf4-5768-b31f-8d0377146c17)

Copyright

Dedication (#u19374ebb-cc05-5f91-93e0-0047c88372e3)

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Chapter Twenty-Four

Chapter Twenty-Five