A Brand New Me: The hilarious romantic comedy about one year of first dates

A Brand New Me: The hilarious romantic comedy about one year of first dates
Shari Low

Литагент HarperCollins

SHARI LOW

A Brand New Me

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Published by AVON A division of HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd 1 London Bridge Street, London SE1 9GF

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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins 2008

Copyright © Shari Low 2008

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Shari Low asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work

A catalogue copy of this book is available from the British Library.

This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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Source ISBN: 9781847560179

Ebook Edition © June 2009 ISBN: 9780007335022 Version: 2017-10-19

To Danny Murphy, our incredibly handsome new

nephew, who won’t be allowed to read this until he’s at least thirty! To John, who knows he is everything, always… And to my boys Callan & Brad, for being hilarious, outrageous and endlessly cuddly. Now can one of you please learn to make tea.

Table of Contents

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Prologue ‘Three … two … one … Happy New Year!’ (#u239fd553-535f-541a-85a5-5338f91ac1d3)

Chapter 1 - Wired to the Moon (#u2f33206f-055a-502d-99ef-5a735f0b3244)

Chapter 2 - Aligning the Planets (#u987234b0-666c-56f2-8d58-ef4cc01b6726)

Great Morning TV! (#u9f54e2b0-6c5d-5068-a33f-6f9c0576d8b9)

Chapter 3 - Star Gazing (#u4bc9cf74-7640-50c4-9106-f41733c4dadb)

Chapter 4 - The Leo Date (#u85ffdbe7-4467-5a85-844b-a6dd2688c0e5)

Chapter 5 - Shooting Stars (#u74bd716b-1ca6-55a4-9757-6efd3cee315d)

Chapter 6 - Earth Calling Zara (#ucb7df764-ecb1-52a6-90f4-50020902d097)

Great Morning TV! (#u9f76c099-f938-5522-bfee-c2e1b6c4de4b)

Chapter 7 - The Scorpio Date (#u3a1b19c1-0b1f-568c-8bea-765f2776ce32)

Chapter 8 - Stars in Their Eyes (#ub90f819a-0985-5d43-b9f5-b1ef1662be6e)

The Daily Globe, Female Section, 20 February (#u030c0e84-2b38-5a44-a833-7d6469586fa5)

Chapter 9 - The Aries Date (#ueac6b5f6-ed4a-50be-a524-aebe0ac6b2a5)

Chapter 10 - A Cold Moon Rising (#uf8aae3b9-83f8-58e7-aa5f-48c2c271c39b)

Chapter 11 - Star-Crossed (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 12 - The Capricorn Date (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 13 - The Outer Cosmos (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 14 - Sunburn (#litres_trial_promo)

Great Morning TV! (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 15 - The Gemini Date (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 16 - Starry Starry Night … (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 17 - Space Oddity (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 18 - The Milky Way (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 19 - Total Eclipse of the Heart (#litres_trial_promo)

Kiss FM Commercial Break. 6.45 a.m. (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 20 - Lunar Landing (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 21 - Jupiter’s Moons (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 22 - The Aquarius Date (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 23 - Twinkle Twinkle … (#litres_trial_promo)