Is Shane MacGowan Still Alive?
Tim Bradford
A wry and extremely witty travelogue exploring all things Irish (and Oirish).'With Spike Milligan-ish humour, Bradford investigates the Irish psyche: at times he comes close to adding a new mythology of his own.’ Time Out'If you know who Shane MacGowan is, you may well love this bizarre, funny, brash, telling-it-like-it-is book. If you don't, then it will expand your cultural range' Sunday Times'An absolute must for anyone who's ever indulged even a moment of romantic yearning for all things Hibernian. Like some latter-day Kerouac, Tim Bradford drives around the Emerald Isle in search of captivating wild women, poetry, folk songs and of course, the odd pint or two. He meets Europe's spottiest hitcher and drives along Ireland's worst road; he gives a bluffer's guide to being Irish for those who aren't and provides an essential map of the land showing the distribution of conversational topics including house prices. Moving statues and condom availability. Hilarious.' Scotsman'An engagingly whimsical tour, in which Bradford seeks to discover what it means to be Irish (and indeed Oirish), where the best Guinness is found, whether Irish music is any good, and sundry related topics. This is always amusing and frequently laugh-out-loud funny: Bradford can see the serious in the inconsequential and vice versa. He comes across as the kind of guy you'd love to have a drink or three with… A book that achieves the difficult feat of being light in tone, funny and human. I await his next with pleasure.' Glasgow Herald
Is Shane MacGowan Still Alive?
TRAVELS IN IRISHRY
Tim Bradford
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The author and publishers are grateful to the following for permission to reproduce material: Kinky Music and R&E Music for permission to quote from ‘Before All Hell Breaks Loose’ by Kinky Friedman and Panama Red and ‘When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)’ by Kinky Friedman and Jeff Shelby; Warner/Chappell Music for permission to quote from ‘Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick’ by Ian Dury; BMG Music for ‘I Should Be So Lucky’ words and music by Mike Stock, Matt Aitken and Pete Waterman © BMG Music Publishing Ltd/Mike Stock Publishing Ltd/Sid’s Songs Ltd/All Boys Music Ltd (All rights reserved. Used by permission); Leeds United FC for permission to quote from The Leeds United Book of Football. Thanks to Pogue Music Ltd and Perfect Songs Ltd for permission to quote from ‘ A Rainy Night in Soho’ by Shane MacGowan.
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Dedication (#ulink_98235462-3226-57f8-903b-7886bcf4a6af)
To the Irish people who
have changed my life
Epigraph (#ulink_61bb32f8-cd8b-5847-aadf-dd487584b603)
But Leeds taught me something else – that
work and will to win are just as vital as any
instinctive skills you may possess.
JOHNNY GILES, Leeds United Book of Football
Today I decided not to think of you
But was betrayed by a lazy pub window.
I saw a slim tree whose delicate red leaves
Rose and fell in the Thames breeze –
A mixed-up drinker, at this time of year,
I can taste Yeats in the beer.
ROBERT GAINSBOROUGH, ‘Maude Gone Fishing’
Contents
COVER (#ueed13455-fd01-5bfd-b9e1-ec1691ba52f6)
TITLE PAGE (#u2b272e98-b999-5a42-9a5e-953d1285f904)
COPYRIGHT (#u0ae6a5af-8797-5188-8d29-cb60f0a49018)
DEDICATION (#ud3fccfec-02f1-587c-8a6f-766889bbf6f9)
EPIGRAPH (#ue81c2d49-e545-5a7e-9910-07d6e98eb0d1)
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS (#uc627247d-7f1e-5dab-8041-82ed3422485f)
PREFACE (#u6dcd2eb9-8269-5d1a-aab7-3b4f3c3bc0b1)
Is Shane MacGowan Still Alive? Camden Town to Camden Lock (#uf85a2ac2-acdc-54a6-b93b-834b5c7b0db0)
Irish Myths & Legends 1: How to be Irish (#u00e9379c-992f-527e-ae4e-ed90aeb77229)
FINNEGANIA (#u450e9f00-3590-5479-824a-ee7b4b1849a1)
On a Clear Day You Can See Fulham Football Ground Hammersmith (#ub1649adb-1192-5608-b089-d2aaa3b4e567)
Irish Myths & Legends 2: Irish Food (#u759e0424-e262-5466-bc34-b17f7e04f184)
VIKING TOWN (#u4d28cf50-b13a-5c89-8d93-9892e2e257c2)
Visions of Beer and Loathing on the Road to Holyhead Hammersmith to Dublin (#uc35ba46c-7225-52cf-ba07-dc722ca1d25b)
Notes on a Cultural Tour of Dublin (#udaf13f98-ea59-5252-accd-4d9049d48f6b)