Sneers on a palm or the absurd ridicule

For what pants are necessary?

To cover, inasmuch their opening does not make a contribution to science.

When women begin to get smarter?

Some – already after fifty.

Where did nudists undertake from?

From sin, that they do not hide.

From what a goose to a pig is not a comrade?

From the different feeding troughs.

Whether will triumph of validity?

When the cancer shall start to whistle at mount.

How to become rich?

Initially make poor.

Is it good to be as the pensioner?

If thou survive – will find out?!

Why with fat rage?

Demons prefer excess to drawback.

When the person craves the most.

When he has no money.

Why in Asia pilaf is eaten with hands?

Spoon it is possible not to be in time.

What thinks the ram, looking at a new gate?

What it does not concern him.

Who is this tailor?

The man who is able to strip through the glance of every which wants to get dressed.

In what is dissimilarity of a pig and a person?

The person is capable to turn into a pig, and the pig – doesn't even try.

Why distribution of medals begins?

To distribute money there is no desire.

Whether devil confuses us?

Not devil, but jurists.

What can be extracted from slops?

Quite good pork gammon as a result.

What is the difference of traders and women?

Shopkeepers try to sell everything, except themselves, and women try to sell themselves for the sake of everything else.

What does a vegetarian differ in?

Biased attitude to vegetables.

For what civilians grow moustaches?

For giving of themselves of military daring.

What does the playing sport harm to?

Strengthening muscles, it straightens the brain crinkles.

What American Negros are close to the Russian people in?

Set free rather recently from bondage, both those, and others yet haven't managed to adapt to will.

What will be with motorists soon?

They will disappear.

In what is the use of wrinkles on a physiognomy?

They allude to wisdom, which may completely absent.

What attracts delirium of the ill by?

It is possible to learn a lot of useful from it.

What is characteristic for any institution?

What is characteristic for any public office?