Sneers on a palm or the absurd ridicule

Why the present seems such fleeting?

Because of carelessness.

Is it possible to know the future?

Glance in the past or address any gypsy woman.

Can democracy be effective for the people?

It is effective only for rascals from the people.

What is required will for?

In order to all life to be engaged in a meaningless affair.

Why intelligentsia is multiplied only in Russia?

Russian always pitied the foolishes.

What does intelligentsia differ in?

It is helplessness.

Why is the Russian intelligentsia considered rotten?

It decomposes under any power.

Why the intellectuals are running away from Russia?

They are squeezed by intelligentsia.

What does not love intelligentsia?

To work.

What is loved by intelligentsia&

It loves self and fruitless vigils.

Are bribes useful?

No! Not in the horse feed.

Why the people elect fools by deputies?

What is pop, such is the parish.

Whether fear is useful?

If only to cause fear in people expediently.

Is it true that the casting vote always has the majority?

Wrong. The casting vote always belongs to the insidious minority.

Coup is similar to rotation of pancake on a frying pan, but revolution – akin to falling of a frying pan onto a leg.

Should we trust people?

Only after check.

What an official is good in, and in what he is bad?

He if and works, then shits inevitably.

How to get rid of bad habits?

To acquire new ones.

Where all diseases undertake from?

Because of failures of an organism without asking for anyone's permission.

What mister from comrade differs?

Mister much about himself understands, and comrade – nothing.

What is characteristic of old age?

By unreliability of preserved organics.

What will happen after the crisis?

Nothing, if it was the last.

Whether it is possible to grasp immensity?

Only in inadequate state.

What are equal rights?

This when for everything are accused right, and left are announced by the right for the same.

Is it possible to avoid inequalities?

It is impossible! But – equality: it is possible!

Is it possible immortality?