The Second Life of Nathan Jones: A laugh out loud, OMG! romcom that you won’t be able to put down!

‘I should go. You’re obviously very tired and you need to sleep.’

He nodded. ‘You’ve got to get back to work, I expect?’

I shook my head. ‘No, I’ve just finished my shift so I’m heading home now.’

‘Is your boyfriend waiting?’

I wondered why he’d asked that and it slightly annoyed me. Maybe he’d been a serial cheater, and, if so, no wonder his wife hadn’t rushed back to the hospital.

I said rather sharply, ‘I don’t have a boyfriend. Do you think I’d be sitting here if I had anywhere better to be?’ I could tell my question and tone of voice had taken him aback.

‘Probably not,’ he said, chastened.

Perhaps that had been a bit harsh. ‘Sorry, that didn’t come out as I meant it to.’

‘No, it’s fine, I appreciate it. I wouldn’t have had any visitors at all today if you weren’t here.’

‘I probably won’t come to see you again. I really only popped by to see if you needed to contact anyone else – now that you’ve told me you don’t … well, that’s fine.’

‘Thank you for bringing me back to life.’

I smiled and shook my head. ‘I don’t think I did but it’s a nice idea. Goodbye, Mr Jones.’

‘Nathan.’

‘Goodbye, Nathan.’

*

The next morning Nathan awoke early. Mainly due to the clatter and clashing that went on in hospital wards at that time of day. He’d had a troubled sleep and his dreams had been haunted by the mortuary girl, and then pain when his medication had worn off. A nurse had stopped by to take his blood pressure at some ungodly hour, though, and thankfully administered more pain relief.

During the morning his wife appeared with their youngest daughter, four-year-old Daisy. Daisy jumped onto the bed and gave him a hug, which felt lovely. They also had Millie, ten going on thirty-five and Chloe, six.

‘Where’s the other two?’

Laura smiled. ‘At school, of course – it’s Tuesday.’

‘They could have missed a morning to come and see their dad.’

‘They’re confused enough. I spent the last two days trying to stop them crying about you being dead. Now they think I’ve been lying to them about it and Millie especially is hardly speaking to me.’

‘Sorry for upsetting your life.’

Laura’s phoney smile vanished. ‘Don’t start, Nathan. I’ve had a traumatic few days. You’ve no idea how hard it’s been coping with everything. We all thought you were dead.’

He nodded. ‘I’m not going to apologise for still being alive, Laura. It was the Lazarus Syndrome.’

‘What’s that?’

‘Something to do with pulman circumnavigation or … anyway, I didn’t do it on purpose to complicate things.’

Laura blinked and looked away. ‘Yeah, I know. Sorry. How are you feeling?’

He sighed. ‘Sore. I’ve got a lot of broken things.’

‘Yes, I know, they told me.’

‘You could have come yesterday.’

‘I did but the girls were playing up and I … might have been in shock. When they told us we had to go it seemed easier to just agree.’

‘Shock?’

‘That you were still alive; as I said I’d spent two days …’

‘Yeah, telling the girls I’d died, you just said.’

The next few minutes passed in silence until Daisy announced, ‘I need pee pees.’

Laura went with her to the toilet on the other side of the room and Nathan took a moment to try and see things from his wife’s point of view. He accepted that she’d been shocked by his death, and their three daughters could be a handful, but if the situation were reversed would he have waited patiently to see his wife? No, he would have demanded the hospital staff let them in rather than giving up, for the girls’ sake if nothing else.

He sighed and tried to remember the love he’d once felt for Laura but found it difficult; they hadn’t been close for so long. Occasionally they had a good day or more likely a good night when she was horny, and their love-making brought them together physically and mentally, but those episodes had become less frequent.

Laura came back and sat with Daisy on her knee. His wife had jet-black hair, her natural colour. In all the years he’d known her she’d never changed it. Even now with many grey hairs appearing she still resisted colouring it. Her small nose sat like a cute little button on her pale and lovely face. Dark emerald eyes that once captivated him and gazed upon him with love and devotion nowadays more often expressed impatience and scorn.

‘Well, I suppose I’d better get home. Daisy needs her lunch and I’ve got to pick the girls up from school at three.’

Nathan didn’t argue; the silence wasn’t comfortable, and he needed to sleep. The painkillers made him drowsy and irritable. Minutes after she left he slipped into a fitful slumber. His dreams were rarely pleasant any more.

Chapter 4 (#ulink_0e2d8cb6-8161-5b0c-aa0f-28653f0570f6)

Laura brought the girls to see him every evening whilst he remained in hospital and although seeing his daughters acted like a tonic, staring at his wife’s stressed and unhappy face had the opposite effect. He was glad when, after four days, they let him go home.

The consultant appeared on the Friday afternoon with a clipboard and a printed list of things he wasn’t allowed to do once they handed over the strong painkillers and released him from their care.

Motocross

Hang gliding

Parachuting

Rally driving

Water-skiing

Boxing

Bull riding