Confessions of a Male Nurse
Michael Alexander
From the people who brought you the bestselling Confessions of a GP.From stampeding nudes to inebriated teenagers, young nurse Michael Alexander never really knew what he was getting himself into. But now, sixteen years since he was first launched into his nursing career – as the only man in a gynaecology ward – he’s pretty much dealt with everything: Body parts that come off in his hands; Teenagers with phantom pregnancies; Doctors unable to tell the difference between their left and right; Violent drunks; Singing relatives; Sexism; . . . and a whole lot of nudity.Confessions of a Male Nurse is a touching, shocking and frequently hilarious account of one man’s life in nursing.
MICHAEL ALEXANDER
Confessions of a Male Nurse
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The stories described in this book follow my progression from an inexperienced nurse to a relatively effective professional. To protect confidentiality, some parts are fictionalised, and all places and names are changed, but nonetheless they remain an honest reflection of my experience working as a male nurse over the past 16 years – surprising as that might come to be!
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For my wife and kids
Contents
Title Page (#ubf8ac6a5-25e7-59ac-a60c-0e3d8e494f63)
Copyright
Disclaimer
Dedication
Who am I?
Introduction
I
Slippery beginnings
Sharon’s law
The scapegoat
This little piggy
II
A glimmer of hope
Who’s to blame?
The meaning of teamwork
Big man, big heart
Beware of toilet
Heartless
Making a difference
Helpless, but that’s okay
Golden years
The veteran
Dr Baker
III
London calling
Filling in