EXPLORERS VANISH IN ARCTIC WATERS
The renowned explorers Ralph and Rachel Helmsley embarked on an expedition to Antarctica with the intention of documenting the relational habits of penguins. During their voyage south, Ralph spotted an iceberg hosting two separate colonies of penguin.
âWe must get closer,â he said. âIâm getting on that iceberg.â
The captain directed the ship as close as was safe and the deck crew lowered a dinghy into the water. Ralph and Rachel steered the dinghy toward that mighty chunk of ice and climbed on top.
During their investigation atop the iceberg, the skies clouded overhead and snow began falling. Ralph Helmsley said they would return to the ship in one hour, but after two, there was still no sign of them.
The captain watched a quiet haze descend over the iceberg. He blew the horn a number of times, hoping to guide them back, but the Helmsleys did not return. The captain sounded the alarm.
As quickly as was possible, crew members assembled into a search party. They attached a security line to the ship and lowered a second dinghy into the water.
Their search was long. The iceberg was massive. They did not find Helmsleys. All they found was a penguin and Ralph Helmsleyâs cap.
After returning to the ship, the captain cut the engines.
âAll eyes on deck,â he shouted.
The crew stood at the railing and scanned the hazy silhouette of the iceberg in silence, hoping to see or hear something, but all they heard were the waves below.
The weather worsened. The iceberg vanished. The crew gave up.
Out of options, the captain started the engines and the Helmsleys were left stranded. While there is no proof to suggest they are dead, it doesnât look good.
âAubrey Glub
Editor-in-Chief
Archer stood in quiet disbelief, barefoot on the doorstep.
Did penguins eat my grandparents? He wondered. Is that even possible?
He slammed the door and ran to the kitchen.
âGrandma and Grandpa are stuck on an iceberg!â he shouted.
Mr. Helmsley sipped his coffee. Mrs. Helmsley poked her egg.
âAn iceberg!â he repeated.
Mr. and Mrs. Helmsley already knew what had happened. The day before, a letter had been delivered to Helmsley & Durbish:
Richard Helmsley,
I regret to inform you that Ralph and Rachel have vanished at sea atop an icebergâan event that has shaken almost everyone at the Society. We hope for the best and will keep you informed of any developments.
Sad Regards,
Herbert P. Birthwhistle
Ralph B. Helmsley
The Society President
But they had mentioned nothing of this to Archer.
Within the hour of the newspaperâs hitting the doorstep, reporters swooped in from all directions to that tall, skinny house on Willow Street. They held cameras and notepads and shouted questions at Mr. and Mrs. Helmsley, who stood in the doorway. Archer watched the chaos from the roof.
It was the worst birthday Archer could remember. He stared blankly at his vanilla cake (which bore an unfortunate resemblance to an iceberg) while listening to his parents argue in the hallway.
âDonât pretend you donât know who he takes after,â his mother said.
âYouâre overreacting,â his father replied.
âItâs for his own good.â
Archer didnât know what that was about, but he would find out soon enough. All at once, the secret trips with his father came to an abrupt end, he received no more packages tied with red string, and things only got worse from there. There was no further news on Ralph and Rachel Helmsley. With time, the reporters lost interest in the story and a quiet haze settled over Archerâs tall, skinny house on crooked, narrow Willow Street.
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Two years had passed since the iceberg incident, and Archer was now eleven years old. Mr. Helmsley spent most of his time in his study and at the office, and Mrs. Helmsley busied herself about the house. It was a Saturday. But Archer wasnât outside. Aside from school, he never was. This was his motherâs decision.
âWhat happened to your grandparents?â she asked on a regular basis.
âAn iceberg,â mumbled Archer.
âYou must speak up,â she replied. âEnunciate.â
âAn iceberg,â said Archer. âThey floated out to sea atop an iceberg.â
âThatâs right. They floated out to sea atop an iceberg. And do you want to float out to sea atop an iceberg?â
This was not the sort of question that could go either way. This question had a right answer and a wrong answer.
âBut there are no icebergs in Rosewood,â said Archer.
That didnât matter. If it wasnât an iceberg, it would be something else. After eleven years, Mrs. Helmsley was well aware of Archerâs tendencies, as she so often put it. Archer was like his grandparents. And that wouldnât do. Mrs. Helmsley had no desire to see Archer drift out to sea atop an iceberg.
âAnd I donât want to read another newspaper article aimed at embarrassing us.â
So when Archer wasnât at school, he spent most of his time assisting his mother with tedious tasks around the house such as dusting the animals (which he still spoke to when she wasnât around), polishing the wood floors, and today, licking a mountain of envelopes and stamps for a neighborhood mailer.
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