âWhatâs that?â asked Archer.
âA cloud,â said Oliver. âI said Iâd like to be a cloud.â
âWhy?â
âDonât you think itâd be nice to be a fluffy white mass looking down on the earth while floating high above it from a safe distance? I think that would be very pleasant.â
But these clouds were neither fluffy nor white.
âWhat about a storm cloud?â asked Archer.
Oliver didnât want to be one of those.
The boys walked up the steps to Oliverâs house. Archer wanted his binoculars. Oliver had borrowed them to spy on a new neighbor whoâd just moved in across the gardens.
âWhatâs she like?â Archer asked.
âHorrible,â said Oliver. âShe was shouting at the moon last night, and I think she ate a beetle.â
âA beetle?â
âMaybe it was just a raisin,â Oliver admitted.
They stepped inside the tall green door of house number 377. Oliver dashed up the stairs. Archer sat down on a bench and glanced around the foyer. The Glubsâ house always looked as if a giant had picked it up and given it a good shake. And it was styled like a sweater your grandmother knits for youâhaving too much in the sleeve and too much about the waist but providing more warmth than any other you own. Archer liked it. He didnât have a grandma sweater.
A crash of pots sounded in the kitchen. The door flew open and a mouse scurried across the rug with a look of terror blazing in its beady little eyes. The mouse was followed shortly by Claire, Oliverâs younger sister, who chased the creature with a piece of toast hanging from her mouth.
âAfer-noon, Ar-chur!â she cried, and was gone before Archer could reply.
Mrs. Glub poked her frazzled-looking head through the kitchen door. âGet that creature out of the house!â she shouted. âIf you donât get thatâoh, Archer dearâdidnât know you were here.â
Mrs. Glub took a moment to compose herself, but a composed Mrs. Glub didnât look any different.
âYou look wet. Are you hungry? You look hungry. Tea with milk, or toast with jam perhaps?â
âNo, thank you,â said Archer. âI canât stay.â
Mrs. Glub nodded. âWell, you know where to find me if you change your mind,â she said. âYou mustnât be afraid to speak up.â
âDid someone say Archer?â called a voice from upstairs.
It was Mr. Glub.
âYes, someone said Archer,â Mrs. Glub replied. âBut pleaseâthe mousetraps!â
Mrs. Glub gave Archer a smile and stepped back into the kitchen. Mr. Glub descended the stairs with the air of a conquering hero. He was a portly fellow who wore weathered suits and had bright blue eyes that were always glad to see Archer.
âHello, Mr. Glub. How are you?â
Mr. Glub lifted his hands. âYou know what they say, Archer. Just bouncing alongâbouncing merrily along. Or something along those lines, I suppose.â
He popped Archer on the head with a closed fist, a ritual Archer had grown to enjoy.
âYou donât look half as excited as Oliver does now that summerâs arrived. Two and half monthsâ parole, isnât it?â
For Archer, summer was not two and a half monthsâ parole. It was just the opposite. During school, Archer at least had the Button Factory and the library. During summer, he only had Helmsley House, with very few exceptions.
âYou must enjoy being a plump, ripe tomato while you can,â Mr. Glub said. âYouâll be a sun-dried tomato like me in no time.â
This sun-dried tomato was the editor-in-chief of a small newspaper called The Doldrums Press. It was not a terribly successful paper by any stretch, but it had a decent, dedicated following. It was The Doldrums Press, in fact, that had delivered the iceberg story to Archerâs doorstep, and Archer was in the habit of asking Mr. Glub if heâd heard any news about his grandparents.
âStill nothing,â Mr. Glub admitted as he pulled on his raincoat and hat. âBut thereâs an expression out there, Archer. Everyone says âno news is good news.â And while thatâs bad news for us in the business, in situations like these, itâs always for the best, wouldnât you say?â
Archer wasnât sure if no news was for the best in this particular situation, but he nodded all the same.
âI knew them wellâyour grandparents, I mean,â Mr. Glub continued, using Archerâs shoulder to balance as he slid into his boots âRalph once told me weâre all explorers, which was a fine observation. The only problem, I said, is that a great many of us have embarked on fantastically drab expeditions.â
Archer agreed. âMy expedition is pretty drab,â he said.
Mr. Glub shook his head and opened the front door. âI canât imagine thatâs true,â he replied. âNo, I saw that sparkle in your eyes the moment I met you, and I knew it meant something was on the boil. Never told your mother, of courseânot sure she goes in for such things. But I was glad to see it. Either way, chin up.â
And with that, Mr. Glub shut the door and whistled his way down the rainy sidewalk.
âFound them!â shouted Oliver from atop the stairs. He took the steps three at a time but missed the final few. He valiantly grabbed hold of the railing, spun around, and collapsed in a heap on the floor.
âI hope I didnât break them,â he said, handing Archer the binoculars.
âI hope you didnât break yourself,â said Archer, helping him up off the floor. âYou have to stop closing your eyes.â
âI guess so,â Oliver mumbled, dusting his sleeves. âBut listen, I was thinking about this whole adventure idea. And before anything else, you should talk to your mother about leaving your house this summer. Otherwise youâre not going to get very far. Itâs been two years. How long are they going to keep you in there?â
Archer hung the binoculars around his neck. âUntil Iâm too old to walk,â he replied.
Oliver grinned. âWell thatâs only what? Seventy more years at the most.â
Archer said good-bye and stepped back into the rain. When he walked up to Helmsley House there was a soggy note on the door.
Archer,
Thereâs been an opossum ravaging the gardens and threatening owners. Iâm next door at Mrs. Lepertonâs. It nearly chewed her ankle off. Youâre to remain inside the house and out of trouble. Iâll be home shortly.
Oliver was right. He had to get permission to leave his house this summer. But it wouldnât be the first time Archer had the discussion with his mother and he knew what she would say: icebergs and tendencies. It was hopeless. Still, as he took one last look down Willow Street and shut the door, he was desperate to make it happen.
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