T A P E E N D
Archer sat quietly, staring at the machine. He heard something familiar in his grandfatherâs voice. But perhaps that only made sense. He was a Helmsley after all, like Archerâs father and Archer himself. And whatever it was about that voice, it sounded wonderful. Both did.
Archer leaned back in the chair.
If they could survive a plane crash in the desert, he thought, would an iceberg be so bad? Maybe the Eye Patch was right.
As Archer ejected the tape and stood up to leave, he spotted a wooden box beneath the table. He ran his fingers through the dust and discovered the initials R.B.H. Those were his fatherâs initials. It canât be the same box. But sure enough, he lifted the lid and found that it was filled with books. He sat down again, wiped the spines clean, and opened a book titled The Wind in the Willows. It was very good. It reminded him of his house.
Archer carried the box upstairs to his room where he moved on to Gulliverâs Travels, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Treasure Island, and Aliceâs Adventures in Wonderland.
It took Archer only a few days to read all of these books, and his mother left him alone as he did, glad to see he was doing something sensible. Of course, she might have thought otherwise had she bothered looking at the titles.
When he finished Aliceâs Adventures in Wonderland, Archer set it down and slid off his bed. A door at one end of his room gave way to a balcony and he stepped outside.
⦠ARCHERâS DECISION â¦
There was a secret world behind the houses on Willow Street. Trees sprouted from the ground, and each house had a walled-in garden and a balcony on the top floor overlooking it. From here, Archer often spied on the neighbors. He leaned against the railing and looked down into the gardens.
A wonderland, he was thinking. I need to find a rabbitâs hole.
But the only holes in the city were sewer holes, and he couldnât imagine there was much of a wonderland down there.
Still, as he stood there, quietly staring across the gardens, Archer made a decision. He decided he wasnât going to sit around anymore. He was going to figure out a way to escape that tall, skinny house on Willow Street and find an adventure of his own. He had to. After all, Archer was a Helmsley, and being a Helmsley meant something. Archer knew what it meant. It meant he had to do something greatâsomething worthy of the Helmsley Golden Ageâsomething that could even restore the Helmsley Golden Age. He knew it wouldnât be easy, but he couldnât let the Helmsleys be reduced to stamp lickers. What would his grandparents say if they knew that? No, he was going to find an adventure that would make them proud. And because his grandparents couldnât help him, he would find someone who could.
Little did he know that the very boy he would ask lived just next door. That boyâs name was Oliver J. Glub, and at that very moment, Oliver was sitting on his balcony trying to see how many blueberries he could stuff into his mouth. Archer watched closely, guessing Oliver could fit at least twenty, but after number thirteen, he was beginning to have his doubts.
âYouâre going to explode,â called Archer.
Oliver swallowed hard. âThatâs impossible,â he replied.
Despite being neighbors and attending the same school, these were the first words they had ever exchanged.
⦠JUST A GLUB â¦
Archer and Oliver attended the Willow Academy, a school four blocks away, across from Rosewood Park. A long time ago, the Willow Academy had been a Button Factory (and the students still called it that). But after a number of renovations and a fresh coat of paint, it now looked something like a school. Still, great smoke towers loomed high above the roof and Archer sometimes stumbled upon a button, which he added to his collection. It was here, at the Button Factory, that Archer had his second encounter with Oliver.
Oliver was a quiet boy and kept mostly to himself. But if youâre a quiet boy and keep mostly to yourself, others will often speak for you.
âHeâs got a few too many, you know, cracks in his nut,â said Charlie H. Brimble.
âHe is a nut,â said Molly S. Mellings. âAnd I hope a squirrel takes him away.â
âThat would never happen,â said Alice P. Suggins. âHeâs one nut no squirrel would want.â
It was widely whispered that Oliver was some love child of disaster and tragedy. Perhaps that was true. But Oliver was also unique. And Archer realized this the moment they collided.
âIâm really sorry about that,â said Oliver, helping Archer up off the grass. âI didnât see you there.â
âIâm not surprised,â said Archer. âDo you always run with your eyes closed?â
âOnly when Iâm late,â said Oliver. âWhen I close my eyes, it feels like Iâm running faster.â
Archer smiled. Heâd never thought about that before.
Although Archer knew very little about Oliver, Oliver knew a great deal about him. Oliver wasnât the only one. Many of the Button Factory students knew a great deal about Archer and his peculiar family.
âTheyâre all crazy,â said Alice P. Suggins. âHis grandparents are frozen to the side of an iceberg.â
âI thought they were eaten by penguins,â said Molly S. Mellings. âI know he has penguins inside his house.â
âNot just penguins,â said Charlie H. Brimble. âThere are many strange creatures in Helmsley Houseâeven an Archer.â
Archer and Oliver stood in the Button Factory courtyard, next to the crumbling fountain, staring at each other as they had done from their balconies many times. Oliver was a hair taller than Archer (but only because his hair didnât sit flat). He apologized once more and was about to leave, but Archer stuck out his hand.
âMy name is Archer Helmsley,â he said.
Oliver shook it. âIâm just a Glub,â he replied. âMy name is Oliver.â
âDo you know what a sidekick is?â Archer asked.
Oliver flinched. âPlease donât,â he said.
After class, Oliver sat on a well-worn couch in the student room listening to Archer recount the story of his grandparents. Oliver pretended this was all news to him, but Oliver knew the story better than most. And while he had no interest in having an adventure or anything of the sort, he was interested in having a friend, so he agreed to help Archer find his adventure if he could.
Besides, he reasoned. Archer isnât allowed to leave his house. What could possibly happen?
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It was the last day of school, but you wouldnât know that from the weather. The rain tapped against the Button Factory windows all afternoon. In a few classrooms, water even dripped from the ceiling and into buckets.
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⢠BOOK REQUEST CARD â¢
REQUEST NO. 37953
Miss Whitewood,
Can you please find a few books on the deep sea? Iâve already read Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.
Archer Helmsley