[Going towards her eagerly and taking both her hands.] Best of women!
Mrs. Crowley
You seem quite glad to see me?
Dick
I am. But where is Lucy?
Mrs. Crowley
She's coming later… I don't know why you should squeeze my hands in this pointed manner.
Dick
What an age it is since I saw you!
Mrs. Crowley
If you bury yourself in Scotland all the summer, you can't expect to see people who go to Homburg and the Italian lakes.
Dick
Heavens, how you cultivate respectability!
Mrs. Crowley
It's a sensitive plant whose vagaries one has to humour.
Dick
Aren't you delighted to be back in town?
Mrs. Crowley
London's the most charming place in the world to get away from and to come back to. Now tell me all you've been doing, if I can hear it without blushing too furiously.
Dick
My behaviour would have done credit to a clergyman's only daughter. I dragged Alec off to Scotland after that horrible scene at Lady Kelsey's, and we played golf.
Mrs. Crowley
Was he very wretched, poor thing?
Dick
He didn't say a word. I wanted to comfort him, but he never gave me a chance. He never mentioned Lucy's name.
Mrs. Crowley
Did he seem unhappy?
Dick
No. He was just the same as ever, impassive and collected.
Mrs. Crowley
Really he's inhuman.
Dick
He's an anomaly in this juvenile century. He's an ancient Roman who buys his clothes in Savile Row. An eagle caged with a colony of canaries.
Mrs. Crowley
Then he's very much in the way in England, and it's much better for him that he should go back to Africa.
Dick
This time to-morrow he'll be half-way down the channel.
Mrs. Crowley
I'm really beginning to think you're a perfect angel, Mr. Lomas.
Dick
Don't say that, it makes me feel so middle-aged. I'd much sooner be a young sinner than an elderly cherub.
Mrs. Crowley
It was sweet of you to look after him through the summer and then insist on his staying here till he went away. How long is he going for this time?
Dick
Heaven knows! Perhaps for ever.
Mrs. Crowley
Have you told him that Lucy is coming?
Dick
No. I thought that was a pleasing piece of information which I'd leave you to impart.
Mrs. Crowley