Thanks!
Dick
She's only coming to indulge a truly feminine passion for making scenes, and she's made Alec quite wretched enough already. Why doesn't she marry Robert Boulger?
Mrs. Crowley
Why should she?
Dick
Half the women I know merely married their husbands to spite somebody else. It appears to be one of the commonest causes of matrimony.
Mrs. Crowley
[With a quizzical look at him.] Talking of which, what are you going to do when Mr. Mackenzie is gone?
Dick
Talking of the weather and the crops, I propose to go to Spain.
Mrs. Crowley
[Opening her eyes wide.] How very extraordinary! I thought of going there, too.
Dick
Then, without a moment's hesitation, I shall go to Norway.
Mrs. Crowley
It'll be dreadfully cold.
Dick
Dreadfully. But I shall be supported by the consciousness of having done my duty.
Mrs. Crowley
You don't think there would be room for both of us in Spain?
Dick
I'm convinced there wouldn't. We should always be running against one another, and you'd insist on my looking out all your trains in Bradshaw.
Mrs. Crowley
I hope you remember that you asked me to tea to-day?
Dick
Pardon me, you asked yourself. I keep the letter next to my heart and put it under my pillow every night.
Mrs. Crowley
You fibber! Besides, if I did, it was only on Lucy's account.
Dick
That, I venture to think, is neither polite nor accurate.
Mrs. Crowley
I don't think I should so utterly detest you, if you hadn't such a good opinion of yourself.
Dick
You forget that I vowed on the head of my maternal grandmother never to speak to you again.
Mrs. Crowley
Oh, I'm always doing that. I tell my maid that time she does my hair badly.
Dick
You trifled with the tenderest affection of an innocent and unsophisticated old bachelor.
Mrs. Crowley
Is that you by any chance?
Dick
Of course, it's me. D'you think I was talking of the man in the moon?
Mrs. Crowley
[Looking at him critically.] With the light behind, you might still pass for thirty-five.
Dick
I've given up youth and its vanities. I no longer pluck out my white hairs.
Mrs. Crowley
Then how on earth do you occupy your leisure?
Dick