So could I if I might write it down.
Dick
You must say it.
Mrs. Crowley
But what I'm trying to make you understand is that I don't want to marry you a bit. You're just the sort of man who'll beat his wife regularly every Saturday night… You will say yes if I ask you, won't you?
Dick
I've never been able to refuse a woman anything.
Mrs. Crowley
I have no doubt you will after six months of holy matrimony.
Dick
I never saw any one make such a fuss about so insignificant a detail as a proposal of marriage.
Mrs. Crowley
Dick. [She stretches out her hands, smiling, and he takes her in his arms.] You really are a detestable person.
Dick
[With a smile, taking a ring from his pocket.] I bought an engagement ring yesterday on the off chance of its being useful.
Mrs. Crowley
Then you meant to ask me all the time?
Dick
Of course I did, you silly.
Mrs. Crowley
Oh, I wish I had known that before. I'd have refused you again.
Dick
You absurd creature.
[He kisses her.
Mrs. Crowley
[Trying to release herself.] There's somebody coming.
Dick
It's only Alec.
[Alec comes in.
Alec
Hulloa!
Dick
Alec, we've made friends, Mrs. Crowley and I.
Alec
It certainly looks very much like it.
Dick
The fact is, I've asked her to marry me, and she…
Mrs. Crowley
[Interrupting, with a smile.] After much pressure —
Dick
Has consented.
Alec
I'm so glad. I heartily congratulate you both. I was rather unhappy at leaving Dick, Mrs. Crowley. But now I leave him in your hands, I'm perfectly content. He's the dearest, kindest old chap I've ever known.
Dick
Shut up, Alec! Don't play the heavy father, or we shall burst into tears.
Alec
He'll be an admirable husband because he's an admirable friend.
Mrs. Crowley
I know he will. And I'm only prevented from saying all I think of him and how much I love him, by the fear that he'll become perfectly unmanageable.
Dick