Driving Blind

“Okay. If you insist! Watch out!”

Cruesoe shut his eyes. This, he thought, is the end. From here on they’ll lose and bet and lose again. Their fever’s up.

“Sorry, gents. Nice try. There!”

Cruesoe felt his hands become fists. He was twelve again, a fake mustache glued to his lip and his school chums at a party and the three-card monte laid out. “Watch the Red Queen vanish!” And the kids shout and laugh as his hands blurred to win their candy but hand it back to show his love.

“One, two, three! Where can she be?”

He felt his mouth whisper the old words, but the voice was the voice of this wizard stealing wallets, counting cash on a late-night train.

“Lost again? God, fellas, quit before your wife shoots you! Okay, Ace of spades, King of clubs, Red Queen. You won’t see her again!”

“No! There!”

Cruesoe turned, muttering. Don’t listen! Sit! Drink! Forget your twelfth birthday, your friends. Quick!

He took one step when:

“That’s three times lost, pals. I must fold my tent and …”

“No, no, don’t leave now! We got to win the damn stuff back. Deal!”

And as if struck, Cruesoe spun about and returned to the madness.

“The Queen was always there on the left,” he said.

Heads turned.

‘“It was there all the time,” Cruesoe said, louder.

“And who are you, sir?” The gambler raked in the cards, not glancing up.

“A boy magician.”

“Christ, a boy magician!” The gambler riffled the deck.

The men backed off.

Cruesoe exhaled. “I know how to do the three-card monte.”

“Congratulations.”

“I won’t cut in, I just wanted these good men—”

There was a muted rumble from the good men.

“—to know anyone can win at the three-card monte.”

Looking away, the gambler gave the cards a toss.

“Okay, wisenheimer, deal! Gents, your bets. Our friend here takes over. Watch his hands.”

Cruesoe trembled with cold. The cards lay waiting.

“Okay, son. Grab on!”

“I can’t do the trick well, I just know how it’s done.”

“Ha!” The gambler stared around. “Hear that, chums? Knows how it works, but can’t do. Right?”

Cruesoe swallowed. “Right. But—”

“But? Does a cripple show an athlete? A dragfoot pace the sprinter? Gents, you want to change horses out here—” He glanced at the window. Lights flashed by. “—halfway to Cincinnati?”

The gents glared and muttered.

“Deal! Show us how you can steal from the poor.”

Cruesoe’s hands jerked back from the cards as if burnt.

“You prefer not to cheat these idiots in my presence?” the gambler asked.

Clever beast! Hearing themselves so named, the idiots roared assent.

“Can’t you see what he’s doing?” Cruesoe said.

“Yeah, yeah, we see,” they babbled. “Even-steven. Lose some, win some. Why don’t you go back where you came from?”

Cruesoe glanced out at a darkness rushing into the past, towns vanishing in night.

“Do you, sir,” said the Straight-Arrow gambler, “in front of all these men, accuse me of raping their daughters, molesting their wives?”

“No,” Cruesoe said, above the uproar. “Just cheating,” he whispered, “at cards!”

Bombardments, concussions, eruptions of outrage as the gambler leaned forward.

“Show us, sir, where these cards are inked, marked, or stamped!”

“There are no marks, inks, or stamps,” Cruesoe said. “It’s all prestidigitation.”

Jesus! He might as well have cried Prostitution!

A dozen eyeballs rolled in their sockets.

Cruesoe fussed with the cards.

“Not marked,” he said. “But your hands aren’t connected to your wrists or elbows and finally all of it’s not connected to …”