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Dancing on Coffins. Black comedy

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2017
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Hitch gives to Harold a piece of paper with any literary trash on it.

HITCH

Well here… take it!

Hoffman frowns, as he reads it closely. In a few seconds he tears sheet apart.

HAROLD HOFFMAN

Badly written. Something does not suffice. Let’s sit down and flesh this out.

Hitch gives Hoffman his usual seat. Hoffman reflects for a moment and quickly writes something.

HAROLD HOFFMAN

Hazone, Read this.

He hands Hazone the paper. Hazone reads it and laughs.

HITCH

Let me read it!

Hitch takes the paper and reads Hoffman’s slogan. Hitch laughs like a madman.

HITCH

Hary, it’s absolutely crazy, man!

They laugh so hard they grab at this stomachs.

HAROLD HOFFMAN

It’s sharp! Coffins at a funeral will be like champagne on New Years Eve. Before you know it, the whole city will see the slogan!

HITCH

But the joke can be bad for us too.

HAROLD HOFFMAN

We’re not breaking any laws sonny. We have the right to advertise the way we see fit for our organization.

HITCH

I don’t know, I just don’t know.

HAROLD HOFFMAN

Don’t you worry about it, it’ll fall on me and I’ll take care of it. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s get out of here.

HITCH

And go where?

HAROLD HOFFMAN

(smiling)

Let’s have a good time.

EXT. MINNEAPOLIS – SM “MALL OF AMERICA” – THE LATE EVENING

Tired Julia Shweetner leaves the centre. Loud music and a voice over the PA system is heard in the background. We see Christian’s car parked outside. Julia walks up to it. Christian exits the car and their eyes meet.

CHRISTIAN

Hi darling. Tired?

They kiss.

JULIA SHWEETNER

I already can’t feel my feet.

CHRISTIAN

Well, it was interesting?

JULIA SHWEETNER

Yes. There were so many celebrities!

CHRISTIAN

Well, sit down in the car. Have a rest.

They get into the car.

INT. CHRISTIAN’S CAR – NIGHT

They are driving along. Julia yawns and stretches.

JULIA SHWEETNER

I feel like the happiest woman in the world. I can’t wait to be back to the quiet life and half way out of the city.

CHRISTIAN
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